I saw a link to a Polish webpage about Jared Padalecki, and instead of just staring at the pretty picture and the funny words, I bugged sutlers to be my personal translator. The website is here, and the translation is under the cut.

( Sutlers: I may have added the gigantor bit, but it really does say the equivalent of crushed. )

I'd tell you what prompted this, but it's a long story, so just help me out here. Take it as read that shored and mikhale are totally to blame, no matter what they say.

Poll Terrifying spectors of COCK.

Also, before you hit the cut, take a moment to consider that you're gonna see some REALLY SCARY THINGS. Cool?

( Photographic evidence, for those of you who can't make up your mind! )

Conversation with shored is always interesting, particularly when you're just waking up.

shored: there's a furry posting on yaoi_daily D:
shored: how are you?
hansbekhart: wtf ew
hansbekhart: i'm okay
hansbekhart: still waking up
shored: "i'm a therian" NO YOU ARE A FURRY OMFG PRETTIER WORDS DON'T MAKE IT BETTER
hansbekhart: therian???
hansbekhart: what the shit?
shored: marsupial and placental mammals >_>
hansbekhart: EEEEWEWW WHAT HTE FUCK ( Read more... )

So I was chatting with shored yesterday. I like my betas to smack me around a little, give me a check on the ego when I need it and, in this case, de-gay my stories. Apparently it might be kinda dumb to have schmoopy hairwashing in my shower!sex, who knew?

( Cut for the non-worksafe nature of the conversation. )

He finds the mother a mile into the woods, face down in the dirt. The woman in The Oregonian was pretty, dark-haired. There’s not much left but John’ll bank on the odds against two dead women in the forest. There’s an oddly shaped boulder to his left and two trees leaning away from each other on his right and that’ll have to do to guide him back ( Read more... )

hansbekhart: does the end bit make sense to you?
hansbekhart: Dean drops the phone into his jeans pocket without looking down or focusing his eyes away from the glitter of sun on the waves. He stays that way for a long moment, one hand around the railing and the other just ghosting the top of his pocket.
should it be skimming instead of ghosting?
shored: pocket pocket
hansbekhart: shit ( Read more... )

Even when shored mocks me mercilessly, she makes up for it, often on the same subject, like this. I forget what we were talking about, some extention of the button placket thing that my last post was about, and somehow placket perverts came into it. And then she wrote me placket porn drabble. I love this girl, man. It's even 100 words, apparently. ( Read more... )

My fashion design education rears its ugly head at very random and inopportune moments. It stumped me completely here. And then shored mocked me.

hansbekhart: i suck
hansbekhart: i can't figure out what to call the front of an unbuttoned shirt without calling it a button placket
shored: hahahaha
shored: button placket wtf
shored: you fashion people
hansbekhart: that's what it's called!
hansbekhart: isn't that ( Read more... )

Maybe I should just call today International I Love shored Day.

Having difficulties finishing a very tense sort of scene between Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott in my new chapter, so shored suggests that a visual might help. (As a warning, the image is pretty spoilery, but it's probably something that was easy to see coming ( Read more... )

So shored likes to help me work out plot kinks in The Spinning World and other stories by FEEDING ME A STRAIGHT STREAM OF CRACK.

shored: theo is exotic like zebra!
hansbekhart: yeah, but he's also ugly and therefore in JKR's world, he's no good
shored: aw, too bad
shored: theo/hermione otp
hansbekhart: i know. same thing with millicent. how shall she and dean ever find happiness?
shored: dude, i ( Read more... )